due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
It’s finally cold enough for me to actually sleep with clothes.
ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.
stark tower ⇉ avengers tower
I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER
this is the funniest post i have ever seen and now i need to start watching this show
I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.
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